Elephant Stew:

Prep time: Varied Serves: See below


1 Elephant
Brown Gravy
Salt
Pepper
2 Rabbits (Optional)


Cut elephant into bite-sized pieces. This should take about 2 months. Cover with brown gravy. Cook over kerosene fire about 4 weeks at 465 degrees.

Will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.


Anne Onymous
Scarsdale Women's Club Best Recipes ©2002